On second thought… I might just have to buy HIM a heart-shaped-box of sausages.
…and a penis pump…
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ORDERING ONE FOR THE OFFICE. FOR SCIENCE.
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All new meaning to the words “First Sucker”…
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It’s almost like you’re looking for a personal testimonial before you order.
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I hope you’re not sharing. Order two and stay safe!
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Hey girl, can my Master Chief go for a ride in your Warthog?
you bet! 
Can you get one for the Dallas office… asking for a friend…
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Yeah. Dallas should practice safe science too.
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Just toss some in the future BOCs.
That should inflate and expand your customer base.
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Someone asked me if this was a refurbished unit (heh heh I said unit). Then deleted their comment. But it’s a good question.
@manlapig @ThunderThighs @davejlives @Ajit31415 @wajeremy @qazxswe
Anyone?
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You think undercover penguin knows?
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Well, he might. Penguins like clear things right?
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I know penguins like to play with body parts so I guess
All of them or just ours?
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I was thinking just theirs. I should have been more clear
If they were tested, I’m sure they sucked.
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It’s ok. I’m tired. My dad has me setting up his new phone. I put most of the apps back but he can log into them himself. It’s a sprint refurb and I’m a little disappointed in all the scratches on the screen.
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But did they love you long time?
I’m told that a little bit goes a long way.
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