Electric Penis Vacuum Pump

Electric Penis Vacuum Pump

Could’ve slipped this into the daily deal for “Things That Suck and Things That Blow.”

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I think I once got the same advice from a fortune cookie. Which probably coincidentally came out of the same basement factory in Shenzhen.

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Saw the 2-star rating and was hoping so badly for funny reviews. Disappointed again. :cry:

Reject the Soft Hardness was my college cover band’s name.

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