FWIW, bed testing is a real job.
Do cats dream of mice or men?
Good gig, if you can grab it.
They dream of electric mice.
That’s what android cats dream of.
Beaten to the Blade Runner reference by one post. 
I know just the employee to buy this for.
If I can’t have my dream job, at least I can wear a shirt about it. Thanks for the votes and support. I believe it’s nap time now… zzz…
I think cats dream about napping.