EMSON The Big Red Blaster
Shipping Options:: $5 Standard
Shipping Estimates: Ships in 2-3 business days (Friday, Sep 16 to Monday, Sep 19) + transit
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Seriously? This is the design and “look” they came up with?!
I stared at this for a really long time scratching my head and laughing before I figured out what it even is.
What did you expect with the name “The Big Red Blaster”
My wife’s a BIG fan of these…
I saw the twitter post and thought it was a sex toy.
I thought this was something from my Adam and Eve advertisement.
It makes stuff really wet!
queue background rimshot
$13 at Amazon, with a single, nonsensical one star review.
My ex has one of these (at least it looks similar) - but hers is black. She’s always going on about how powerful it is. It sure puts a smile on her face when she’s done with it! Who knew that garden work could be so fun.
Ummm, thats not what I found.