EMSON The Big Red Blaster

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EMSON The Big Red Blaster
Price: $15.99
Shipping Options:: $5 Standard
Shipping Estimates: Ships in 2-3 business days (Friday, Sep 16 to Monday, Sep 19) + transit
Condition: New

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Previous Similar Sales (May not be exact model)
9/3/2016 - $15.99 (Woot Plus)
9/3/2016 - $15.99 (Woot Plus)

Seriously? This is the design and “look” they came up with?!

Yeah, yikes.

I stared at this for a really long time scratching my head and laughing before I figured out what it even is.

What did you expect with the name “The Big Red Blaster”
lol…

My wife’s a BIG fan of these…

I saw the twitter post and thought it was a sex toy.

I thought this was something from my Adam and Eve advertisement.

It makes stuff really wet!
queue background rimshot

$13 at Amazon, with a single, nonsensical one star review.

My ex has one of these (at least it looks similar) - but hers is black. She’s always going on about how powerful it is. It sure puts a smile on her face when she’s done with it! Who knew that garden work could be so fun.

Ummm, thats not what I found.
https://www.amazon.com/Big-Red-Blaster-Turn-Garden/dp/B01F9NM1SQ

Umm… get better at searching? https://smile.amazon.com/Big-Red-Blaster-Intensity-Nozzle/dp/B01GIP08CU/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1473866116&sr=8-2&keywords=the+big+blaster