Dear Woot,
Weâve been together for a while now. I like to consider us âgood acquaintances.â So with all due respect, I ask you to stop it. Just stop.
Thanks.
PS: Maybe just sell bread machines instead of trying to convince someone you can bake sourdough in a skillet.
That is some Hollywood quality photoshopping right there!!
Just because Amazon does it doesnât mean you have to copy him. If Amazon jumped off a bridge would you jump off a bridge too? Heâs a bad influence on you. Canât you go play with that nice boy down the street?
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And it says a lot about you that when your friends jump off a bridge en masse, your first thought is apparently âmy friends are all foolish and I wonât be like themâ and not âare my friends ok?â.
BUT MOM!