Endorfin Foods Mylk Chocolate Bars (9)

Endorfin Foods Mylk Chocolate Bars 9-Pack Sampler
$44.99 $67.75 34% off List Price
Endorfin Foods Dark & Salty, 1.4 oz. Bar
Endorfin Foods Pink Peppercorn & Pink Salt, 1.4 oz. Bar
Endorfin Foods Absinthe, 1.4 oz. Bar
Endorfin Foods Turkish Coffee, 1.4 oz. Bar
Endorfin Foods Dominican Republic, 1.4 oz. Bar
Endorfin Foods Madagascar, 1.4 oz. Bar
Endorfin Foods Ginger & Rose, 1.4 oz. Bar
Endorfin Foods White Sage, 1.4 oz. Bar
Endorfin Foods White Sage, 1.4 oz. Bar

12.6 oz of chocolate for $45? What a conspicuous bargain! Perhaps you’d like to buy a pint of premium ice-cream from me for $35? Or a single blueberry for a dollar?

Shipping and tax will be extra, naturally.

$5 a bar. These must be the most awesome chocolate bars evar. Cures cancer?