Man oh man, this thing would have come in VERY handy when Frankenstein’s monster was going out on the town every night and drinking himself into oblivion. You’d be surprised how big a difference an ergonomic pitchfork makes when it’s being used as an “attitude adjustor”. I’ll tell ya, it’s not only effective, but it’s also so much easier on your back, hips, and knees! I can’t say enough good things about having an ergonomic pitchfork on hand when the gang gets together to “persuade” the undead to relocate to the next village. At the very least, you’ll be the envy of the mob, and who knows, a sensible ergonomic pitchfork may be just what it takes to capture the attention of that special someone. 
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