Euphamisms for poo or pooing

Because you guys do all sorts of nutso threads. Think of this as “2 words”, but more scatological.

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

Making a Grunt sculpture


(I’ll let poof correct your spelling!)

feed the turtles

pinch a loaf

download some gruntware

conduct a dumpex

It took me five minutes to figure out what you were talking about. Obivously not my area of expertise but I’m enjoying it. Keep going.

Funny statement from someone with “poo” in their name.

But that’s a take-off on “proof,” not “poo.” (Or sometimes abradadabra!)

Why whatever do you mean?

Blow the mudwhistle

Yeah, right. I bet you collect chamber pots, too. :slight_smile:

Ahem. Don’t hijack the thread, contribute to it.

Saw this in a stall:

“Here I sit, muscles flexin’
I just gave birth to a Texan”

Do the doo

hershey squirts

Dropping the kids off at the pool

dribblin’ shi+s

There’s a whole list at The Poop Thesaurus

A sampling (A’s and B’s):

That’s cheating.

This is a little off subject, but my dad used to say about someone, “If she ran off at the bowels like she does at the mouth, she’d have a sh*t hemorrhage and die.”

Well, that certainly puts this thread in the School of Redundancy Academy . . .


just like to point out that Mr postwhore himself got post number 500,000

You think he’s going to shoot for that now? You’re really observant, Cruzer.

Empty out the Brown File