Everyone = men, kids, dogs, and chairs

Yay, now I don’t have to use up any of my Saltopia stash to rub salt in the 5000000 “All the Best [activewear item]s” sales with only men’s and boys’ items wound.

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Do tell, that’s quite a thing.

sales with only men’s and boys’ items wound

Yup, those sales are quite a thing, as is the resulting injury the addition of this insult to which has made me so salty

…and yes, I know my sentence structure was bad enough to border on opaque. Complaining about something like this in clear simple sentences that people might bother reading through to the end and following takes more boot-qualifying cojones than I can muster.


Meanwhile, the Daily Digest email gets 10/10 for recognizing the existence of adult female footwear users:

…but doesn’t quite stick the landing, since the link takes you to above-screenshot “Men’s Tactical Footwear” sale page.


FWIW, I asked them to make the title on the main page match the other title. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

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Hey, don’t take the wind out of my sulking sails! :stuck_out_tongue: