Lier! Your in it over blood the thought of losing your beloved moderator status. The more paid advertising you subject yourself to the better your chances of unprecedented status.
I think the items that have gotten the most general (yet often subtle) reactions are my Lime in the Coconut shirt (always gets at least a chuckle) and that Woot! Athletics shirt. People always do a double take and I can see the “I have questions” look written all over their faces. Someone even asked me, “Is that shirt from Woot the deal site?”
The “shirt” shirt usually gets an eye roll. I still love it.
I have one that says “left the house to buy alcohol” that usually gets a few smiles. Well at least it looks like they’re smiling under their masks.
I have one, sadly no pocket (it’s double sided, same pattern on both). If you are crafty, I guess you could make a pocket in between the layers…
While I like it for the kitsch factor, it could definitely use a filter pocket, since it is way too thin and porous to be used solo for any sort of germ protection. I would at least wear a paper mask under it.