family Sayings

#1

I would like to know what is your favorite Saying you heard in your family and what it means.I would also like to know who said it. if you could e-mail me @ [e-mail address removed] (it could be clean, dirty, funny sad, you get the point)

#2

Dear sweet ol’ gramma:

“I’M GONNA KNOCK THE FAR OUT OF YOU!”

FAR = FIRE

#3

Thank you

any one else?
send it to a friend have them email me or post it either way

Thanx again

#4

“He’s like an old shoe!”
My mom, talking about someone who is easy-going and comfortable to be around.

#5

Thank you Buckeye

#6

My dad:

If s/he ran off at the bowels like s/he does at the mouth, s/he’d have a shlt hemorrhage and die.

#7

Thank you

#8

Dad:

My son’s like to drive comfortably, both feet flat on the floor.
(fast)

Call me if you get lost but don’t tell me you’re at the corner of Walk & Don’t Walk.

#9

Thank you

#10

“Your a$$ is named Dennis.”

Gramps

#11

Fool.
how’s the temp in the basement these days?

:wink:

#12

Could be a little warmer, but that’s not the real issue at hand. The real issue here is your late-night galavanting and leaving me to fend for myself. There has not been a pizza roll in this house for over three days and last night, I had to resort to bong-hitting Newport butts after I went through my last carton.

#13

ROFLMAO!!!

#14

But is the beer still cold?

#15

What does it mean?

#16

Penalty: Delay of thread. 5 posts.

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#17

:frowning:
I’m sorry, I have been so selfish, just thinking of myself.
Sweetie, did you not check the big freezer in the basement? I thought there was plenty of stuff in there for you…
Newports? Oh hon, I thought i raised you better than that…

#18

Penalty: Delay of thread. 5 posts.

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#19

Your thread was (hopefully temporarily) hijacked. I apologize.

#20

no problem