The Lard be with you
Deep-fried bacon wrapped Frosted Flakes crusted Snickers bar
Helpful Hint: To speed things up, just press to fit into coronaries and call 911
Helpful Hint: To speed things up, just press to fit into coronaries and call 911
A while back, I worked in management for a subsidiary of the Mars company. You knew the level of meeting you were in by the candy on the table. Snickers and Mars for the regulars with Dove saved for the important people. I like them all, but my favorite was when I received several of these in the mail…OMG! Very expensive but they were gifted to me. The chocolate covered pecan brittle was amazing.
Snickers and Reese’s are my everyday preference, but I like a good salted caramel chocolate bar from Godiva, and See’s has a nut & chew bar, and a milk toffee almond bar I like.

And you eat them one at a time, not biting into the whole thing like some neanderthal savage


Heath (toffee bar)
Yep, Canada’s Coffee Crisp, the winnah!
Candy bars! We don’t need no stinkin’ candy bars!
Baby Ruth
Take 5 Rule!

I love a Reese’s, and Twix is fantastic, but there’s no getting around that as whole a Snickers is as close to the Perfect Candy Bar as Mankind is ever likely to achieve.
TWIX
Candy bar? Then Snickers for the pole.
Don’t eat candy bars often yet would often choose Crunch bars for the crispy bits over other kinds. Or something caramel filled. Or sour chewy candy.
What I prefer now adays is higher quality chocolate confections and truffles. My wallet not so much.

Payday…f’n Payday…
Great board game too!
Both remind me of hot summer nights in the 70s! ![]()
