Favorite Quotes

Some of my favorite quotes. Feel free to add yours.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mart Twain

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can’t see from the center. - Kurt Vonnegut.

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit. - Bill Hicks.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely - Baron Acton

“Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy”
-Josey Wales

“A man’s got to know his limitations.”
-Harry Callahan

“…You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”
-Harry Callahan

“Emergency! Emergency! Everybody to get from street!” ~ The Russians are Coming, the Russians are Coming

Josey Wales: “When I get to likin’ someone, they ain’t around long.”
Lone Watie: “I notice when you get to DISlikin’ someone they ain’t around for long neither.”

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. Winston Churchill

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least you need a beer.
– Frank Zappa

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -Robert Bloch

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

“There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.” - Benjamin Disraeli

Heaven can not help the man who does not act- Some guy