I think itās a door stopā¦
1 Like
If it is, awesome! 
2 Likes
Hereās my crap:
Golla laptop tote- this thing is actually pretty nice and was $70 at Best Buy at one time
St Louis Cardinals candles- they smell like cupcakes
Oakland Raiders hat, fleece lined- size says Youth but it should stretch enough for me
New Orleans Saints shirt- might fit my daughter
Popsocket- the real thing, not a cheap knockoff like the one I have
Woot pen- Whose pen is this/ made you look- awesome!
5 in one remote- these things are too hard to program
Ball claw- to hold basketballs after wall mounting
seatbelt shoulder pad- whatever
Wow, Iām totally disappointed by my lack of disappointment. I must be getting easier to please.
8 Likes
and now you know how the UPS guy keeps his hands warm. 
2 Likes
So I received the Bucket oā Carrots yesterday.
We received the following:
1 - BOC brown paper bag
1 - 3 piece set of Kinetic Foam
1 - Mini Drain Brush
1 - Darn Cool Clubhouse Shirt Size L (too small for me, but great design)
1 - Lab Notebook
1 - Angry Birds Mechanical Toothbrush
1 - Chocolate Mold (Graduation Hat & Diploma design) Will work soon for our kindergarten graduate.
1 - Emergency Thermal Blanket (Wife is a member of a local Search & Rescue squad, perfect)
1 - Safety Scissors
1 - Woot pen
1 - 50 pack of paper coffee cups (not pictured)
Some things will work better than others, will try to be more disappointed if Iām lucky enough to get another BOC.
6 Likes
Well, I guess he spends more time outside than I do so he probably needed them more.
1 Like
Yeah, looks like it decided not to leave the warehouse. Looks like you got in touch with CS and they took care of you. Sorry about that!!
A) Thatās the sentiment I appreciate.
B) Who knows?
C) Pen has a hidden message if you can find it.
Cat is not in box. Cannot compute.
ROFL. We aim for your displeasure. Also appreciate the cat applying it butt to the crap.
1 Like
Very varied crap:
- Bicycle LED light - I do own a bike, but never ride at night
- Darth Vader childās costume - Neat costume, but no children
- Posture pillow- I could definitely use better posture, but will I use it?
- Cincinnati Bengals window graphic- Are they a football team?
- Redskins earrings - I donāt have pierced ears and I like to be unoffensive when gambling at the Indian casino
- Car charger - Cute color, but itās micro usb and my phone is usb c
- fishing baits and glow hooks - Iām kinda fishing for a man, I wonder if these will help
- motion detector alarm/chime - Might come in handy if I catch a man and he tries to sneak out
- brown miniature pom-poms - really donāt know what these would be used for
- GlamAzon magnets 4 pack- sell for $10.64 on Amazon. Guess I got my moneyās worth, but these are so cute my other 50 fridge magnets are going to be jealous
- Woot pen - Whose pen is this / Made you look. Love it. Made this crap bag not so crappy.
- the woot ? bag - What can I say itās a boc. There has to be a bag.
I really think BOCs are just a plot by Woot to spread their junk all across America and get their customers to pay for the disposal.
6 Likes
My CRAP - which includes an actual Crap!!! When it arrived, my daughter begged me to open it because she was hoping for new shirt - and she got one! Plus a Cinderella solar waver that she said looks more like Aurora. Three things - I have no idea what they are. None, no idea. Just three things. A couple phone cases for phones I donāt own. A guitar clip and I donāt play guitar, of course. A wide angle selfie attachment - lucky kids. Some headlights and fuses. A coral candle. A purple pillow thing. A BOC Bag. And a squishy poop. Oh, and some black towel thing my wife told me she was just looking on Amazon for, so this worked out perfectly. Thanks WOOT!!! I canāt wait for the next chance.
7 Likes
Got my BoC today. The first one Iāve been able to score in 13 years of trying! andā¦ honestly, not disappointing.
- A bag
- Star Wars imperial guard matchbox car. whaaaaaa?!
- a popsocket
- a Yoga strap?
- Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus
- Angry Birds toothbrush
- a pair of running socks
- another pair of running socks
- a Woot! pen (cool)
- a Laser Tag featuring the Denver Broncos
- Womens Saints Tee (L)
- Womens Cardinals Tee (M)
- Womens McCoy jersey?
- Youth Carolina panthers hat
- 16oz camping mug
- A Gophers dog collar?
- Megs Gophers Polo (L)
- SPARO Crusher Wake Forest Watch
- AirTaps Wireless Earbuds (returnedā¦ewww)
Is it all crap? Yes, but it is my crap. 
6 Likes
My BOC is on the porch! Excitement and anxiety levels are high to go home and be thoroughly disappointed!
3 Likes
I like the I State cup.
1 Like
Not your fault at all, but thanks for checking up on that. I guess it was overcome by dust bunnies or gremlins or just really loved the warehouse.
I received some kinetic foam in a box I got last year. I had removed them from the out packaging, but never opened the separate containers. My niece who is old enough to drive and has her own car which is nicer than mine (the first part of that is to suggest her age, the second part about the car is irrelevant, but I wanted to put it out there in case anyone is giving away cars), anyway, my niece picked up a container and was pressing down on the top where the plastic peels off. She told me it was sort of hard. So Iām like, yeah, of course itās hard. Sheās like, no itās hard. Itās no good. And Iām all, what? No. Itās supposed to be that way. And she goes, no, you canāt use it. And Iām thinking she means the container and wondering why I wouldnāt be able to use the container because itās sort of hard. Then I realized she thought the foam was hard, not that it was still sealed and encased in a storage container.
I still havenāt opened it., but I am now listening to an ASMR video where someone is playing with the foam. Itās getting rid of my headache.
3 Likes
Got some crapā¦ and you were successful with craptasticness this time around!
- Woot pen, ? Bag
- Indian woman on cell phone coffee mug - This thing is horrible and my coworker desperately wanted it! Who would order this ever on amazon? obviously nobody since it is boxed with crap!
- Giraffes Coffee Mug
- 5 in 1 universal remote - uhā¦ maybe in 1999
- Chargers Train Ornament- one side smashed in for a nice woot puzzle
- LED Bicycle lights
- How to catch an elf book
- NFL Saints Womens M Jersey Shirt - nice and in houston have plenty of fans
- NFL Oakland Raiders Beanie Cap
- KU Poly Polo - ughā¦ not fan right now
- NFL Arizona Cardinals Beaded Headwrap - Want to like cardinals but not sure about this thing
- Dog Calming Coat Small -best of all though my dog doesnāt have issues it seems to fit him but did not calm him down, just made him crazy!
9 Likes
Showed up earlier than I thought. Didnāt even get the notifications it was out for delivery. Disappointment Ninja!
Baller size ~10 OSU Slippers. My sister lives in Ohio and gets stuff on woot and so Iām hopeful she will find some Purdue slippers and we can trade!
Fantastic Beasts Movie Book (Been seeing this on basically every bag of cranberry picture forever and finally got me one!)
Some sort of puzzle game that uses AR/VR to play. Should be the future of board games!
-A winter flag with snowman. Because basically winter will never end lol.
-A swimsuit. Size P which I heard means petite. Not some weird European size. Definitely for a woman.
-A book about pickletime. I guess itās a thing now?
-an Infinity scarf. Seattle Seahawks official NFL licensed. I opened it up because I didnāt see anything related to the Seahawks. Turns out there is a very, very tiny tag that has their logo on it. Basically, not logoāed lol.
-A picture frame of how I feel some days: āI canāt Adult Todayā
-ANOTHER Harry Potter book. Was it a decoy book? Weāll never know. There was a cool pop socket too. I found out it wonāt work on my phone. The case I have is semi-bumped-rigid and the adhesive didnāt want to hold. 'popped right off.
-The official Woot pen with secret message inside of it.
THANKS FOR ALL THIS STUFF!!!
6 Likes
I just realized I never posted my crapā¦
It was predictably crappy, but still highly appreciated.
Bean bag set, giants shirt, party light, desk decision maker, pen, notebook, woot monkey, New Years party hats, dec of independence T-shirt, spartans decal, woot bag, cake decorator, Motorola adapter and a glass with a very unfortunate slogan on itā¦
7 Likes
My Barnacle On Oysters is traveling and having more fun than I am.
Still due tomorrow. Still 3.7lb.
| 03/05/2019 5:18 A.M. | Redmond, WA, United States | Departure Scan | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 03/04/2019 9:26 P.M. | Redmond, WA, United States | Arrival Scan | ||
| 03/04/2019 5:04 P.M. | Hermiston, OR, United States | Departure Scan | ||
| 03/04/2019 7:33 A.M. | Hermiston, OR, United States | Arrival Scan | ||
| 03/04/2019 4:27 A.M. | Nampa, ID, United States | Departure Scan | ||
| 03/02/2019 12:58 A.M. | Nampa, ID, United States | Arrival Scan | ||
| 03/01/2019 8:39 P.M. | Heyburn, ID, United States | Departure Scan | ||
| 03/01/2019 8:02 P.M. | Heyburn, ID, United States | Arrival Scan | ||
| 03/01/2019 4:29 P.M. | Salt Lake City, UT, United States | Departure Scan | ||
| 02/28/2019 9:16 P.M. | Salt Lake City, UT, United States | Arrival Scan | ||
| 02/28/2019 11:29 A.M. | Albuquerque, NM, United States | Departure Scan | ||
| 02/28/2019 9:59 A.M. | Albuquerque, NM, United States | Arrival Scan | ||
| 02/28/2019 12:17 A.M. | Ft Worth, TX, United States | Departure Scan | ||
| 02/27/2019 10:37 P.M. | Ft Worth, TX, United States | Arrival Scan | ||
| 02/27/2019 9:42 P.M. | Dallas, TX, United States | Departure Scan | ||
| Past Event | Shipped | 02/27/2019 6:29 P.M. | Dallas, TX, United States | Origin Scan |
| Past Event | Label Created | 02/27/2019 8:06 A.M. | United States | Order Processed: Ready for UPS |
3 Likes
Just opened my very first Bag of Crap and, unfortunately, I was not disappointed.
- Seattle Seahawks Bowling Shirt, Large
- Paper Woot Bag
- Bicycle LED Lights
- Emergency Hammer
- San Diego Padres Card Holder
- Los Angeles Angels ID Holder
- Woot Poop Emoticon Stress Toy
- Buffalo Bills iPhone 6 Case
- San Francisco 49erās iPhone 6 Case
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers Samsung G S6 Case
- Outdoor Bluetooth Speaker
- Green Sweatshirt, Large
6 Likes
