Finish this sentence: I don't play polo anymore because ____.

Finish this sentence: I don't play polo anymore because ____.

I don’t play polo anymore because My Little Pony is an endangered species.

I don’t play polo anymore because horses are a money suck and a lot of work.

I don’t play polo anymore because Marco quit.

I took an arrow to the knee.

I get more money from the glue factory…

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I don’t play polo anymore because my cornholio needs TP for my bunghole. Look it up. It’s a real problem.

I don’t play polo anymore because my crotch will never be the same…

I don’t play polo anymore because Amazon ruined Woot.

I never learned how to begin with…

I dont play polo any more becase I never figured out where exactly the little ball should go. No matter how hard I looked I could never seem to locate the hole and the little flag on the field, not for want of trying. My golf game is fantastic, don’t have a problem whacking the little dimpled ball with my mashie right between those goal posts. Do alot of solo play though, haven’t encountered anyone else on the greens and that horse poop is really annoying.

I don’t play polo anymore because the water all dried up during the drought.