I would pay a small sum of money to see someone chug an entire bottle of this “thick, rich, buttery flavor […] caramel sauce” in one go.
How much did you have in mind?
Ten bucks if under 3 minutes.
$5 if it hits 5 minutes.
$1 if over 5 minutes.
Send me a bottle, and get that $1 ready.
Due to the pandemic I am unable to provide you with a bottle. You must provide your own.