Post a paradox
The top positive review from Uncle Jeff’s place for the Turbo Jeeves J22 Cordless Vacuum Cleaner mentions that the writer get nervous when his wife inspects the carpets after he purportedly vacuums. He posts this picture to bolster his review:
Paradoxically, the man has clearly NEVER USED THIS VACUUM as evidenced by the pristine, dust-free canister.
Is he nervous because he’s banging the maid who brings her own vacuum? We’ll never know.
Also, that carpet is clearly filthy. It’s covered in footprints and missing those lines the vaccum makes. Obviously the maid is getting it on with the pool boy.