The description says, " Funny Apron for Men with 2 Large Pockets"…I’m a man, but I don’t have 2 Large Pockets, can I still use this Apron?
NOTICE: DO NOT BUY UNLESS YOU ARE A MAN WITH 2 LARGE POCKETS
“Get the whole gang giggling while they wait for family dinner”
Hmmm… I dunno if I’ve seen a whole gang giggling.
Would that be a Gaggle of Gang Gigglers?
I’m also unsure if I’d want the whole gang to kiss me.
It would really depend on who’s in the Gaggle of Gang Gigglers gang.
I’m a lady with two large “pockets.” Will this apron protect my pockets?
Let’s keep this PG, please.
Says right there in the title, “for MEN”.
So sorry. Maybe there’ll be an apron for Women one day … oh, wait … yeah, never mind …