Galt French Burlap Apron

I get free shipping until midnight and this is how you repay me? Come on Woot!!!

hey, it matches the…picture frames.

Ok, that’s weird.

All I want is a French press before midnight. Please!!!

What’s it say on the apron? are those… postcard stamps?

Man is the scullery maid going to look ever so stylish as she sculls now!

It’s not expensive but it is weird looking.

with a little lace underneath this would be perfect for indie rock concerts. too bad i don’t go to those anymore.

When I saw French Burlap, the first thing that popped into my mind was the I Love Lucy episode, Lucy Gets a Paris Gown:

Looks like something Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, would wear.

I lol’d

Yep, that’s all I wanted too. Which means I’m done… g’night!

Undergarments not included (and necessary).