Garage Sale? No garages!

Hey Mort, hey Monte - I need a new garage, and your most recent garage sales have been a huge disappointment in this regard. Maybe I’m just not looking in the right place? I suspect you only have one or two at a time, but heck, it’s not like I’m trying to buy a computer graphics card, OMG.

Also, I assume a precondition of being a Woot employee is agreeing to store Bags o’ crap in your garage, soooo, maybe a coworker has a spare garage that’s is low on Woot inventory? I don’t mind picking up a referb in this case, as long as those mooks from HP didn’t do the referb. Stay in your lane, laptop goons.

Hook up a fellow monkey, and send me a bananagram when you know the date of the next REAL garage sale, puhhhhh-leeeez.

Hugs,
John

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Huh?

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BENJAMINLEEBATES GETS ME

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:wink:
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OMG, that better be in my next Bag o’ Crap

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@ThunderThighs, all I’m saying is that, if you’re going to advertise garage sales, it should have some garages. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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)Be aware this was the better, softer, 10-ply, alternative to the initial ‘Billy Madison’ meme quote._

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D’awww, I feel all shiny now :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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