Hey Mort, hey Monte - I need a new garage, and your most recent garage sales have been a huge disappointment in this regard. Maybe I’m just not looking in the right place? I suspect you only have one or two at a time, but heck, it’s not like I’m trying to buy a computer graphics card, OMG.
Also, I assume a precondition of being a Woot employee is agreeing to store Bags o’ crap in your garage, soooo, maybe a coworker has a spare garage that’s is low on Woot inventory? I don’t mind picking up a referb in this case, as long as those mooks from HP didn’t do the referb. Stay in your lane, laptop goons.
Hook up a fellow monkey, and send me a bananagram when you know the date of the next REAL garage sale, puhhhhh-leeeez.