Garden gnomes are ____.
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They breed like rabbits. Be afraid, Taz.
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I have one garden gnome. He was my grandmother’s, then my mother’s, and now he’s mine. His name is Rockwell, named after Norman Rockwell, the artist. Here is a somewhat blurry photo of him:
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… a dead gjveaway to all that the old girl living there is over 50, doesn’t care what other opinions are, and lives in a fantasy world.
If you are like this, come visit me any time you are in the area.
Happy Wooting
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Sending you some professional help now. Keep your head down.
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Would they not be the nadir of tacky? They are kinda height challenged afterall.
Just say no …your neighbors beg you
This does assume you like your neighbors
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Hey, I’m short and I am NOT tacky!
Well, I’m not tacky because I’m short, anyway.
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I am height challenged as well, but doubt either of us are the size of a garden gnome.
Anyway, I was responding to the phrasing of “height of tacky.” Tacky is not high. It is low. Therefore nadir. I am being fussy. My father used to correct my papers until it looked like a blood bath.
It can get pretty bad. Your upset HOA placing a restraining order bad. Kidding.
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A waste of money?
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Creepy… def creepy.
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Part of my family tree…?
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Garden gnomes are - Lame. Sorry.
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“To Boldly Go Where Gnome Man Has Gone Before!”
Come on, you want the whole set now, don’t you?
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The impetus behind the invention of the golf club.
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SPIES!!!
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They are evil incarnate! At least that is what my ex girlfriend used to insist every time she saw one. Which was a lot, because I would deliberately hide them around the house when I was drunk and in a sadistic mood and wanted to see her run screaming from their vacant smiles.