It’s time for another [maybe] weekly GIVEAWAY!! * Today’s lucky winner will get the following items:
(1) NINESTARS Trash Can set (8 & 2.1 gallons) to help you throw out the rest of this trash
(1) Stretch Armstrong previously stretched by a heavily bearded man and two not-heavily bearded ladies.
(1) Monte Pillow for cuddling
(1) Mortimer Pillow for even more cuddling
(1) BOC pillow that is not a real BOC to the disappointment of everyone that bought up the 100 pillows in under a minute.
You don’t get my office chair, my bean bag foot stool, my monitor, the dog gate, the makeshift gate to keep a puppy from jumping over the dog gate, or my rubber duck measuring tape. Or the carpet, Narf!
UPDATE If we get 100 unique posters, I’ll add a $10 woot coupon to the spoils!
Update to the update: It’s done! We’re over 100 unique posters!
NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO ENTER
To enter , post in this thread saying “I bet I could jump over that gate!” or whatever you want really. Write a haiku if you want.
One entry per person. No stuffing the ballot box. Don’t make me play bad moderator. You must enter before Friday, 11/16 @4pm CT.
I will randomly pick a winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc).
I will notify the winner via Private Message here on the forums and ask CS to email you. (If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner.) You have until Monday at 12 noon CT to respond with your address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .
Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter ? Legal says I have to say that.
Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .
