OK! Here is my post.
Uh-oh. I think I accidentally the whole mainframe…
Woot! I want to use this as a gift.
Woot! I want to use this for myself!
Woot! I want to use this monitor
Woot! I want to use this device
Woot, I want this non-touch DragonTouch monitor.
Kid pic slide show 
Would be interesting to see how good this little guy is. Send it my way 
Hello Wooties, I want this so I have contact with the outside world while on the road
Woot! I want to use this for when I travel!
I would like one please 
Woot! I want to use this to play all the awesome games I have (including Final Fantasy XIV)!
“Woot! I want to use this thingamajig to uhh thingamajog”
“Woot! I want to use this back scratcher”
Woot! I want to use this as a second monitor for work!
Yes, please!
Woot! I want to use this for my daughter as she starts school on Monday.
Woot! I want to use this Dragon Touch 4K Portable Monitor - 15.6 Inch IPS HDR Gaming Monitor. (Please note that “Dragon Touch” is the company name. The monitor is not a touch screen.)
Woot! I want to use this for shopping more items on Woot!