Giveaway! Enter before Monday 10/25/2021 [ENDED]

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Welcome to this week’s giveaway!


This week, we’ve got something really crappy for you. It’s the Bandolier of Carrots PLUS!! What’s the Bandolier of Carrots PLUS? It’s a bigger than the norm Bag o’ Crap. So more crap. More disappointment.


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There will be FIVE (5) winners this week. Each winner will receive:

(1) Bag o’ Crap Plus - This is not subject to the 31-day purchase limit [Approx. retail value: $10.01]



NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO ENTER

To Enter

  • Post in this thread saying “Woot! I’ll be disappointed if ________ !” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.

  • Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post.

:small_red_triangle: Do not post anything political or inappropriate in your entry. If an inappropriate post is selected, we will choose another one.

  • You MUST post right here in THIS thread. Posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries.

  • ONE entry per person. Users with multiple entries will be not be chosen.

  • You must enter before Monday, October 25, 2021 @ 4pm CT.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Just reply/comment on this post and you’re done.


Winner Selection and Notification

We will randomly pick a potential winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc). That number is the permalink post number.

Winners will be notified on Monday via Private Message here on the forums. If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner of the forums. You will also get an email from an @amazon.com email to the email address on your Woot! account, not your Amazon login email (if different) Click here for info on updating your email address.

You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

And by the way, NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Must be a legal resident of the 50 United States or D.C., 18 or older. Limit one entry per person and e-mail address. See Official Rules for details

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .

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I Want Some Crap+ !

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  • I Like Pumpkin Pie
  • I Do Not Like Pumpkin Pie
  • I Have Never Eaten Pumpkin Pie
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0 voters

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Disappointment is
When expectations aren’t met
So I have no hope

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“Woot! I’ll be disappointed +"

B0C Plus?!?

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Woot I’d be really disappointed if I actually won

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Woot! I’ll be disappointed if ________ !

Gimme gimme!!

:w_boc: :heavy_plus_sign: :w_boc:

I’ll be disappointed if the person who wins this does not come back to post and show us what they got from a mysterious BOC+ !!

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Woot! I won’t be disappointed if I don’t win, since the odds are very low. But on the other hand, if I do win I’ll be totally thrilled!!

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Woot! I’ll be disappointed if I can use everything you send me.

A bigger crap???

I don’t think I could take it.

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Oh, I need this. The laxatives aren’t helping.

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Woot! I’ll be disappointed if Thanksgiving is cancelled!

Woot! I’ll be disappointed if There isn’t a key to a brand new car in here :joy::joy:

Woot! I’ll be disappointed if this BOC is less than 10lbs

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Well said

Crazy Ex Girlfriend Yes GIF

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Woot! I’ll be disappointed if I get something!

@Williamdavi I’m not going in.

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