Giveaway! Enter before Monday 11/15/2021 [ENDED]

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Welcome to this week’s giveaway!

It’s getting near Thanksgiving and we’re here to help you out (if you’re lucky). We’ve gone shopping and found some yummy goodies from our favorite site, Goldbelly.


There will be TWO (2) winners this week. Each winner will receive:

(1) Mesquite Smoked Turkey (serves 14-16 people)
(1) Salted Caramel Apple Pie (Arrives after Thanksgiving, sorry)

Notes:

  • In the event that one or both of these are unavailable, a comparable item will be substituted
  • Please read the Instructions/Storage information on the above links


NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO ENTER

To Enter

  • Post in this thread saying “Woot! I’ll serve that turkey with ___________” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.

  • Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post.

:small_red_triangle: Do not post anything political or inappropriate in your entry. If an inappropriate post is selected, we will choose another one.

  • You MUST post right here in THIS thread. Posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries.

  • ONE entry per person. Users with multiple entries will be not be chosen.

  • You must enter before Monday, November 15, 2021 @ 4pm CT.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Just reply/comment on this post and you’re done.


Winner Selection and Notification

We will randomly pick a potential winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc). That number is the permalink post number.

Winners will be notified on Monday via Private Message here on the forums. If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner of the forums. You will also get an email from an @amazon.com email address to the email address on your Woot! account, not your Amazon login email (if different) Click here for info on updating your email address.

You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

And by the way, NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Must be a legal resident of the 50 United States or D.C., 18 or older. Limit one entry per person and e-mail address. See Official Rules for details

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .


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FOOD

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WOOT, BASTE THIS

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MORE INTERNET MEAT!

(ONE TURKEY SERVES 16 PEOPLE?)

Choose 1 - 8 things…

  • Turkey
  • Mashed Potatoes
  • Sweet Potatoes
  • Pie
  • Stuffing (Dressing)
  • Ham
  • I don’t like food
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oops… I forgot to mention the gravy…

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No fancy mayo and white bread for the real fest?

Woot! I’ll serve that turkey with pleasure and a boatload of gravy!!!

Salt And Pepper Thanksgiving GIF by GIF Greeting Cards

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@WootyBot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes. — Henry J. Kaiser

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Woot! I’ll serve that turkey with Bourbon drenched cranberry sauce!

Not sure I want this

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Woot! I’ll serve that turkey with my enemies

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Woot! I’ll serve that turkey with dressing!

Woot! I’ll serve that turkey with great joy.

Turkey for you, turkey for me

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Woot! I’ll serve that turkey with Smoked gravy. they kinda that you use to smother EVERYTHING

“Woot! I’ll serve that turkey with underpants and hot sauce!!”

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Woot! I’ll serve that turkey with pork chops and applesauce.

Woot! I’ll serve that turkey with bread stuffing and honey ham together with sweet corn, green beans and mashed potato on the side.

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