Woot! I think I’ll buy myself a clue. A clue that tells me that winning is next to impossible unless you have a rabbit’s clover or a four-leaf foot in your pocket.
Woot! I think I’ll buy a new tablet!!
Woot! I think I’ll buy future bags of crap.
Woot! I think I’ll buy
think something fun, I reply
or useful, I sigh
It’s only a tenth of the way to my dream prize but I’ll take it!
Just five tenths left to go!
I want the thing
Woot! I think I will buy a bunch of crap with that gift certificate. Woot! crap of course.
Woot! I think I’ll buy something I don’t need at all!
Woot! I think I’ll buy what you have
Woot! I think I’ll buy more Crap!
Woot! I think I’ll buy lots of coffee beans!
Woot, I think I’ll by some instant gratification, followed by long term remorse.
Stuff lots of stuff
Woot! I think I’ll buy something gourmet-ish.
I’ll just buy more crap.
Woot! I think I’ll buy a bag of crap…who am I kidding? I’ll never get one of those. I’ll find something though.
Woot! I think I’ll buy Woot stuff.
I’ll buy a theme park. Keep the rides all to myself!!