Giveaway! Enter before Monday, 7/5/2021 [ENDED]

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Welcome to this week’s giveaway! It’s chock full of disappointment!!

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There will be FIVE (5) winners this week. Each winner will receive:

(1) Bag o’ Crap - This is not subject to the 31-day purchase limit [Approx. retail value: $9.99]



NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO ENTER

To Enter

  • Post in this thread saying “Woot! I’ll be disappointed if I get ________.” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.

  • Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post.

:small_red_triangle: Do not post anything political or inappropriate in your entry. If an inappropriate post is selected, we will choose another one.

  • You MUST post right here in THIS thread. Posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries.

  • ONE entry per person. Users with multiple entries will be not be chosen.

  • You must enter before Monday, July 5, 2021 @ 4pm CT.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Look for this button on the right side and click it. BOOM!
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Winner Selection and Notification

We will randomly pick a winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc). That number is the permalink post number.

Winners will be notified on Monday via Private Message here on the forums and an email from CS. The CS email will go to the email address on your Woot! account, not your Amazon login email (if different) If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner.

You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .


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Eh.

Fine. I’ll enter. But only reluctantly.

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Woot! I’ll be disappointed if I get

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anything other than disappointment?

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  • It’s a bit too HOT where I live.
  • I wish it was HOTTER where I live.
  • The surface of the Sun can’t be much HOTTER than where I live.
  • I wish it was 42 degrees where I live.

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“Woot! I’ll be disappointed if I get nothing

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Woot! I’ll be disappointed if I get actual crap!

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BOC!

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Woot! I’ll be disappointed if I don’t get this BOC, and disappointed if I do get it…so, what’s the point, really?

I JUST WANT A BAG OF STICKERS!

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Woot! i’ll be disappointed if I get NOT PICKED.

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Woot! I’ll be disappointed if I get anything furry! Those things just creep me out.

If a BoC is winning, what is losing?

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Woot! I’ll be disappointed if I (don’t) get a Leica.

Yes, I would like some crap.

Woot! I’ll be disappointed if I get an empty BOC. So hook me up with this prize packed full of ??!!?? & ::%%$$@! Yippee!

Woot! I’ll be disappointed if I get nothing … again!

whatever you want really

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Woot! I’ll be disappointed if I get jumping beans instead of kidney beans!

Woot! I’ll be disappointed if I get a sliver in my toe.

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