Giveaway! Enter before Monday 9/6/2021 @ 4pm CT


Welcome to this week’s giveaway! We’re all about YOU spending money on Woot! But this week, we’re gonna let two lucky winners spend OUR money!


There will be TWO (2) winners this week. Each winner will receive:

(1) $75 Coupon Code for use on any Woot! site *

* Woot! Coupon Code Note: You will receive ONE coupon code good for $75 off the subtotal of your Woot! order for use within 60 days. If your order is less than $75, the remaining coupon balance is not carried forward. The coupon code will be assigned to your Woot! account. The coupon is non-transferrable and has no monetary value. Do not share the code.


To Enter

  • Post in this thread saying “Woot! I want to buy _______” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.

  • Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post.

:small_red_triangle: Do not post anything political or inappropriate in your entry. If an inappropriate post is selected, we will choose another one.

  • You MUST post right here in THIS thread. Posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries.

  • ONE entry per person. Users with multiple entries will be not be chosen.

  • You must enter before Monday, September 6, 2021 @ 4pm CT.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Just reply/comment on this post and you’re done.

Winner Selection and Notification

We will randomly pick a potential winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc). That number is the permalink post number.

Winners will be notified on Monday via Private Message here on the forums. If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner of the forums. You will also get an email from an email address to the email address on your Woot! account, not your Amazon login email (if different) Click here for info on updating your email address.

You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

And by the way, NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Must be a legal resident of the 50 United States or D.C., 18 or older. Limit one entry per person and e-mail address. See Official Rules for details

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .


Woot! I want to buy a soul!


Woot. Do you actually sell souls? The rumor is they are available either on the dark net Woot or Woot after dark. I don’t remember which.


Please may I have this? Pretty please? What if I begged?


Woot, I want to buy
Something useless, like catshirts.
Not cat, comma, shirts.



  • I would love to win $75 Woot Bucks
  • Nah, I don’t need that $75 in Woot Bucks
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Woot! I want to buy stuff.

Woot! I want to buy all the things!

Woot! I want to buy Everything!

Woot! I want to buy the stuff I have in my cart.

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Woot! I want to buy some bacon!


Woot! I want to buy something, anything.

Woot! I want to buy :w_boc: :poop: :w_boc:

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Woot! I want to buy something, but I don’t know what yet. Give me a $75 coupon!

“Woot! I want to buy two $37.50 gift cards!”


Woot! I want to buy all the B.O.Cs I can!!

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Woot! I’d love to just sell my soul and then buy a new one from you guys! Just kidding I just really want a new gaming chair :chair:

Thanks in advance yo

Woot! I want to buy everything the light touches.