Giveaway! Enter by 1/23/2023 [ENDED]

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Welcome to this week’s giveaway!


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It’s a paper sack! No! It’s a shopping bag! NO! It’s MEGA BOC!!
It’s a bigger than the norm Bag o’ Crap. So more crap. More disappointment.


There will be FIVE (5) winners this week. Each winner will receive:

(1) Mega BOC - This is not subject to the 31-day purchase limit [Approx. retail value: $10.01]



NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO ENTER

To Enter

  • Post right here in this thread that you are reading right now saying “Woot! I really don’t want to get this: ______.” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.

  • Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post.

:small_red_triangle: Do not post anything political or inappropriate in your entry. If an inappropriate post is selected, we will choose another one.

  • You MUST post right here in THIS thread - the one you’re reading right now. Posts in another thread or on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries. Read to the end of this post and then tap/click image to post your entry.

  • ONE entry per person. All posts are considered entries. Users with multiple entries/posts will be not be chosen.

  • You must enter before Monday, January 23, 2023 @ 4pm CT.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Just reply/comment on this post and you’re done.


Recap:

VALID Entries
:white_check_mark: Posts in THIS thread. The one you are reading right now.

INVALID Entries
:x: posts in other threads
:x: private messages
:x: posts on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram
:x: multiple posts in this thread (every post is an entry; one entry per person)


New to Woot! and Want to Enter?

If you already have an account with Amazon, you can use your login email/password to login into Woot. We’re an independent subsidiary of Amazon. Your login credentials are protected through their login widget.

Go to https://www.woot.com/

Click on Account (upper right on desktop; lower navigation bar on mobile web). On mobile web, choose “Sign In”.

If you have an Amazon account already, click “Log in with Amazon”.

If you do not have an Amazon account, click “Create your Amazon account”.

When asked to create a user name, we recommend that you don’t use your real name or email.

Now you’re ready to enter the giveaway.

Return to this Giveaway thread

Once you’re in the Woot! forums, you’ll be asked to log in again with your account information . You’ll only be asked to do that once. This creates your account on the forums. Come back to this thread and post an entry.



Winner Selection and Notification

We will randomly pick a potential winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc). That number is the permalink post number.

Winners will be notified on Monday via Private Message here on the forums. If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner of the forums. You will also get an email from an @amazon.com email address to the email address on your Woot! account, not your Amazon login email (if different) Click here for info on updating your email address.

You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

And by the way, NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Must be a legal resident of the 50 United States or D.C., 18 or older. Limit one entry per person and e-mail address. See Official Rules for details

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .


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Woot! I really don’t want to get bupkiss!

Ya know, every time I say that, that is exactly what I get. Let’s try…

Woot! I really do want to get bupkiss!

No whammy no whammy no whammy…

Yay mischief!

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This had better come in a giant paper sack.

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Woot! I really don’t want to get this: ______.

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Post.

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entry.

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OH, CRAP.

My favorite thing that could happen:

  • WINNING THIS MEGA BOC
  • WINNING THE BILLION DOLLAR LOTTERY
  • FINDING A SHINY PENNY IN THE PARKING LOT
  • ACCIDENTLY GETTING TWO ORDERS OF FRENCH FRIES WHEN I HAD JUST ORDERED ONE
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what did i do wtf GIF by Fluffy Friends

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Crap crap crap

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Chicago Fire GIF by One Chicago

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Wow. So much crap!

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Woot! I really don’t want to get this: life sized grizzly bear!

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I don’t seem to win much these days.

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woot!

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Woot!! This is MEGA awesome!!! I’d be MEGA excited if you picked me! :grin:

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Woot! I really don’t want to get this: a cold sore.

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Woot! I really don’t want to get this: any form of VD. THANK YOU.

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Fox Broadcasting Oh Crap GIF by The Orville

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Woot! I really don’t want to get this: Mushroom scented air

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I could really use a giant sack o crap.

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