Giveaway! Enter by 3/27/2023 [ENDED]

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Welcome to this week’s giveaway!


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It’s a paper sack! No! It’s a shopping bag! NO! It’s MEGA B.O.C.!!
It’s a bigger than the norm Bag o’ Crap. So more crap. More disappointment.


There will be FIVE (5) winners this week. Each winner will receive:

(1) Mega B.O.C. - This is not subject to the 31-day purchase limit [Approx. retail value: $10.01]



NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO ENTER

To Enter

  • Post right here in this thread that you are reading right now saying “Woot! With my luck, I’ll get ______.” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.

  • Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post.

:small_red_triangle: Do not post anything political or inappropriate in your entry. If an inappropriate post is selected, we will choose another one.

  • You MUST post right here in THIS thread - the one you’re reading right now. Posts in another thread or on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries. Read to the end of this post and then tap/click image to post your entry.

  • ONE entry per person. All posts are considered entries. Users with multiple entries/posts will be not be chosen.

  • You must enter before Monday, March 27, 2023 @ 4pm CT.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Just reply/comment on this post and you’re done.


Recap:

VALID Entries
:white_check_mark: Posts in THIS thread. The one you are reading right now.

INVALID Entries
:x: posts in other threads
:x: private messages
:x: posts on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram
:x: multiple posts in this thread (every post is an entry; one entry per person)


New to Woot! and Want to Enter?

If you already have an account with Amazon, you can use your login email/password to login into Woot. We’re an independent subsidiary of Amazon. Your login credentials are protected through their login widget.

Go to https://www.woot.com/

Click on Account (upper right on desktop; lower navigation bar on mobile web). On mobile web, choose “Sign In”.

If you have an Amazon account already, click “Log in with Amazon”.

If you do not have an Amazon account, click “Create your Amazon account”.

When asked to create a user name, we recommend that you don’t use your real name or email.

Now you’re ready to enter the giveaway.

Return to this Giveaway thread

Once you’re in the Woot! forums, you’ll be asked to log in again with your account information . You’ll only be asked to do that once. This creates your account on the forums. Come back to this thread and post an entry.



Winner Selection and Notification

We will randomly pick a potential winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc). That number is the permalink post number.

Winners will be notified on Monday via Private Message here on the forums. If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner of the forums. You will also get an email from an @amazon.com email address to the email address on your Woot! account, not your Amazon login email (if different) Click here for info on updating your email address.

You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

And by the way, NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Must be a legal resident of the 50 United States or D.C., 18 or older. Limit one entry per person and e-mail address. See Official Rules for details

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .


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Woot!

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Woot! With my luck, I’ll get the same as usual, but at least I’m consistent.

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Woot! With my luck, I’ll probably get an imaginary Bandolier of Carrots.

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Woot! With my luck I’ll get a bag to smile about. Woot Yeah!!!

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Woot! With my luck, I’ll get a crappy Bandolier of Carrots.

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Happy Paper Bag GIF by SoulPancake

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Woot! With my luck, I’ll get an ACTUAL Bandolier of Carrots

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Woot! With my luck, I’ll get an empty bag :face_with_spiral_eyes:

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Woot! With my luck, I’ll get it this time… :smiley:

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Woot! With my luck, I’ll get mugged by my cats and never get to truly appreciate the disappointment of this Bag of Catnip. They love them, and I see the schemery in their eyes when they watch me open one. I pleaded for the Bose headphones so I could listen in on their plotting, but the Woot gods are working with my cats I’m afraid.

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I wuz here

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Crap me, baby.

Wait, that sounds very wrong.

Oh, well.

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A MEGA Bag O Crap?! Oh yes, please, please, PLEASE pick me! :grin:

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I have posted right here in this thread that you are reading right now saying “Woot! With my luck, I’ll get (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.______.”

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Woot! With my luck, I’ll get one!!!

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Answer: A MEGA B.O.C.
Question: What you get before a colonoscopy.

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Hey-o

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