Giveaway! Enter here before 6/21/2021 @ 4pm CT

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Welcome to this week’s giveaway! It’s full of disappointment

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There will be FIVE (5) winners this week. Each winner will receive:

(1) Bag o’ Crap - This is not subject to the 31-day purchase limit [Approx. retail value: $9.99]



NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO ENTER

To Enter

  • Post in this thread saying “Woot! I’m guessing I’ll get ________.” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.

  • Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post.

:small_red_triangle: Do not post anything political or inappropriate in your entry. If an inappropriate post is selected, we will choose another one.

  • You MUST post right here in THIS thread. Posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries.

  • ONE entry per person. Users with multiple entries will be not be chosen.

  • You must enter before Monday, June 21, 2021 @ 4pm CT.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Look for this button on the right side and click it. BOOM!
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Winner Selection and Notification

We will randomly pick a winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc). That number is the permalink post number.

Winners will be notified on Monday via Private Message here on the forums and an email from CS. The CS email will go to the email address on your Woot! account, not your Amazon login email (if different) If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner.

You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .


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First haiku for this
Giveaway for a free crap.
Still won’t make me win.

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When the postal worker runs late and the BOC shows up…

May as well put my name in for one.

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Woot! I’m guessing I’ll get massively disappointed either way!

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Woot! I’m guessing I’ll get a Father’s Day Bandolier of Carrots!

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Another crappy contest.

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Woot! I’m guessing I’ll get worthless junk.

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Woot! I’ll guessing I’ll get skunked!

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Woot me!!!

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Testing.

whatever you want really

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Woot! I’m guessing I’ll get a free year of Prime since I’m ineligible!

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Woot! I’m guessing I’ll get some crap loot from the woot!

Woot! I’m guessing I’ll get Kirk’s laundry!

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Woot, the odds are in favors for crap I probably don’t need because I’m moving soon.

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Woot! I’m guessing I’ll get some beans

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Yum! :yum:

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My dog ate my last BOC.

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I don’t need this in my life.

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my vacation is over so why not pile on more crap?

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Woot! I’m guessing I’ll get Nothing at all. But maybe some anticipation.

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