Giveaway! Enter here before Monday, 5/10/21 [ENDED]

Woot! I’d like to buy a super soaker… oh wait, they stopped making those. DANG IT!!!

Woot! I’d like to buy something that makes me happy. Thank you.

Woot, I’d like to buy some pie in the sky.

yes!

Woot! I’d like to buy a new pair of shoes

  • “Woot! I’d like to buy ________” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.
  • Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post.

:small_red_triangle: Do not post anything political or inappropriate in your entry. If an inappropriate post is selected, we will choose another one.

  • You MUST post right here in THIS thread. Posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries.
  • ONE entry per person. Users with multiple entries will be not be chosen.
  • You must enter before Monday, May 10, 2021 @ 4pm CT.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Look for this button on the right side and click it. BOOM!
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Winner Selection and Notification

We will randomly pick a winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc). That number is the permalink post number.

Winners will be notified on Monday via Private Message here on the forums and an email from CS. The CS email will go to the email address on your Woot! account, not your Amazon login email (if different) If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner.

You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter ? Legal says I have to say that.

And by the way, NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Must be a legal resident of the 50 United States or D.C., 18 or older. Limit one entry per person and e-mail address. See Official Rules for details

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .

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Wooter588506548

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Woot! I’d like to buy a new life, but a new set of camping gear would work too!

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Wooter369146522

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Hooray.

Another week for me to lose.

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Wooter334135114

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Woot! I’d like to buy a winning lottery ticket!

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steveO2118

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Woot! I’d like to buy some more crap

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Queen89

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Woot! I would like to buy a Kitchenaid Stand Mixer.

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modi123

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Thank you Robocop for helping with my faux-ku!

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cjhughes

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Woot! I’d like to buy stuff.

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Raviwoots

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Woot! I’d like to buy my woot soul in Amazon.

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geckosgirl

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“Woot! I’d like to buy something fantastically expensive or something that you I can get with your gift card!”

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bc9

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Woot! I’d like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That’s the real thing

I’d like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
And I’d like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company…

You sang it didn’t you! LOL

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Wooter339868484

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Woot! I’d like to buy a new comforter

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TiaSaint82

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Woot! I’d like to buy more crap

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bnajdrovsky

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Woot! I’d like to buy anything, really. My consumer life centers around AMZ these days like everyone else.

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tzstlouis

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woot woot woot woot woot
buy buy buy buy buy buy buy
haiku haiku hai

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Wooter767791144

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Woot! I’d like to buy stuff for my new house!

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tzstlouis

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We all need more comfort!

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ballisonmt

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Free spending money?!
It’s almost like pocket cash…
Money lost, now found.

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I’d like to see the world for once
All standing hand in hand
And hear them echo through the hills
For peace throughout the land
That’s the song I hear
Let the world sing today
A song of peace that echoes on
And never

Woot! I’d like to buy things with money that you gave me.

Woot I’d like to buy a new TV

“Woot, I’d like to buy a Wispy Ornate Oriental Topiary”

Woot! I’d like to buy the moon

Woot! I’d like to buy a few of my favorite things.

I would like to buy a new laptop

Woot! I’d like to buy a really big car that gets crappy gas mileage.

Kind of goes along with the other RoboCop reference I saw in here

yes please money money money money money…

Woot! I’d like to buy a chicken fried tofu steak!

Woot i would like to buy a teal original Tesla car. I am not talking about baby toy Tesla car.

Woot! I’d like to buy
All the things, well I can try
That is my reply

Woot! I’d like to buy stuff I don’t need

Gift cards!!

Woot! I’d like to buy more than one season of just about everything on Netflix, but I’ll settle for something off my Amazon wishlist.