Woot! Please make my day.
Reply to me and you’ll be cursed by a bean spitting Voodoo Lady who likes nachos.
Oh, and your water will forever run cold.
Woot! Please make my #JoeBidet dreams come true. (Did I mention I will name it Joe?)
Hairs on my leg rise
Warm hands brush them down again
Its about roaches!
Woot! Please make my life better
Woot! Please make my buttocks shine like Daddy Warbucks’ dome!
Pick me! Pick me!
Woot! Please make my bidet!
Woot! Please make my booty shine!
Woot! Please make my… Wow you’ve got a dirty mind. Maybe this prize can clean your thoughts?
“Woot! Please make my tush …squish.”
Woot! Please make my booty clean and sparkly!
Woot! Please make my life clean and easy.
Wow, that’s fresh!
Woot! Please make my tushy warm and clean.
Woot! Please make my sleazy less greasy!
Woot! Please make my 3am bathroom trips a light-up event!
Woot! Please make my life cleaner.
Woot will never run out of these … so much cleaning to do.
Woot! Please make my bathroom awesome!
Woot! Please make my butt cleaner!