Welcome to this week’s giveaway.
Hello Wooters! Harper has joined us today to show you what you’re entering to win this week. Harper, what do we have?
PS: Harper is a girl.
There will be 1 (one) winner this week. The winner will receive:
(1) Cat Attack Garden Gnome - Photo Sample
(1) Unicorn Attack Garden Gnome - Photo Sample
(1) Gentlemen’s Hardware Axe Multi Tool - Photo Sample
(1) Dr Who Tardis & Sandwich Vortex (Plate set) - Photo Sample
(1) Degrees of Comfort Weighted Blanket - Open Box
(1) Demolition Lab Wrecking Ball Playset - Rummaged from BOC stuff
(1) BugPods Metropolis - Rummaged from BOC stuff
(1) InvoSpa Handheld Massager - Open Box
(1) Melting Moldable Poo - Photo Sample
NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO ENTER
To enter , post in this thread saying “Harper, you’re a _____” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really. Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post. BUT…posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries. You MUST post right here in THIS thread.
Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Look for this button on the right side and click it. BOOM!
One entry per person. No stuffing the ballot box. Don’t make me play bad moderator. You must enter before Friday, June 14 @ 4pm CT.
I will randomly pick a winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc).
I will notify the winner(s) on Friday via Private Message here on the forums and ask CS to email you. (If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner.) You have until the following Monday at 12 noon CT to respond with your address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .
Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.
Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .
More pics of Harper:
Hey Harper. You’re sitting so pretty but could you look at the camera?
Nope. Watching that snackie bone you’re holding.
Ok, how about if I move over here close to the camera?
Still watching that snackie bone.
What if I put it over the camera?
I come get the snackie bone!
Wait! Ok, have that one.
Now can we try again? Come over here…
I smell another snackie bone.
Focus, Harper. Lay down.
That hand has more snackie bones.
WHAT WAS THAT?!?
Harper. Let’s. Sit. Right. OVER. HERE.
Snackie bone. Hand. Snackie bone.
Ooooff, got an itch.
Sigh. Let’s start again. Sit.
Whoa! Hands are in my air space.
Now, lay down.
YAY! You did it! Thank you, Harper!
Ok, time for more snackie bone!