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Woot! I’ll be sharper than a serpent’s tooth.

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Woot! I’ll be sharper than sharpie

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Shanks!

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This entry probably won’t make the cut…

Woot! I’ll be sharper than anyone else!

Come on…

I’ll be sharper than the two bit hustlers on the Vegas strip!

They cut things.

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Woot me needs to slice n dice

Woot! I’ll be sharper than the knife that my ex wife Karen stabbed me in the back with, I hope she gets what she deserves. why Karen why!!! Why couldn’t you just leave the manager out of it this one time?:weary:

Woot! I’ll be sharper if I get a new set of knives that actually cut! Love, love, love J. A. Henckels!

Knives!

  • I carefully hone my knives razor-sharp
  • I grind knives to be pretty sharp with an electric knife sharpener
  • I hardly ever sharpen a knife.
  • You are supposed to sharpen knives?

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Woot! I’m be sharper than Sharpey McSharperson!

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Woot! I’ll be sharper than anyone in the room with these!

Woot! I’ll be sharper than glass…

Neato

Woot, I’ll be sharper than a dog hair splinter!

Woot! I’ll be sharper once I can start my knife juggling side hustle.