Giveaway! Enter to win! Ends 6/28 [ENDED]

Welcome to this week’s giveaway.

Victoria joins us to show you this week’s goodies. Unfortunately, she was not happy about them being in her bed. More on that later.

There will be THREE (3) winners this week. Each winner will receive:

(1) All-New Fire 7 Tablet (7" display, 32 GB) - Black


To enter , post in this thread saying “Victoria, please show me_______” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really. Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post. BUT…posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries. You MUST post right here in THIS thread.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Look for this button on the right side and click it. BOOM!

One entry per person. No stuffing the ballot box. Don’t make me play bad moderator. You must enter before Friday, 6/28 @ 4pm CT.

I will randomly pick a winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc).

I will notify the winner(s) on Friday via Private Message here on the forums and ask CS to email you. (If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner.) You have until the following Monday at 12 noon CT to respond with your address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .

More pics of Ms Victoria

It started innocently with the Fire tablets in her bed.

Victoria, could you please sit with these pretty orange boxes?

And look THIS way…

What the duck is in my bed?

I don’t like them.

Please get them out of MY bed!

*Hmmmmmph. Will YOU get them out of my bed?

Just let us get a few pictures of your pretty face with the pretty orange boxes and then you can have your bed back. Please?

Fine. But hurry

Look at me?

So sweet, Victoria!
You’re very demanding
I know. I’m sorry.

Did you just stick your tongue out at me?


Thank you, Victoria.

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Ford Prefect would be so disappointed in me.

Victoria, please show me your kung fu!

No Purchase Required to Enter

Victoria, please show me how to mine bitcoin.

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Victoria, please show me your tits!

Victoria, please show me how to win this for once!

May I have an orange box please?

Victoria, perhaps you are the lucky dog who will redeem me!!!

Me want to play with Fire.

Victoria, please show me how to rub a magic lamp and make a genie appear.

Victoria, please show me your cutest pose.

Orange box not bad

Victoria, could you please SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!

Victoria, please show me the orange box in my mailbox!

Victoria, please show me a movie on the Fire!

Victoria, please show me show me show me!


Victoria, show me another win!

Victoria, please show me the fire…well the email that says I won the Fire 7