Giveaway! Enter to WIN! Ends 8/23 [ENDED]


Welcome to this week’s giveaway. Sorry but no doggo pictures. I was out of the office a bit and didn’t have time. Plus, I don’t have these items. :w_meh:


There will be one winner this week. The winner will receive:

(1) Zero Gravity Chairs & Table Set. Items will ship directly from Amazon and in identifiable boxes. You can pick any available color.


To Enter

Post in this thread saying “Wow, my butt will _______” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really. Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post. BUT…posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries. You MUST post right here in THIS thread.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Look for this button on the right side and click it. BOOM!

One entry per person. No stuffing the ballot box. Don’t make me play bad moderator. You must enter before Friday, 8/23 @ 4pm CT.

I will randomly pick a winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc).

I will notify the winner(s) on Friday via Private Message here on the forums and ask CS to email you. (If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner.) You have until the following Monday at 12 noon CT to respond with your address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .

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be in zero G!

Wow, my butt will thank you when these arrive!

Wow, my butt will float!

Wow, my butt will be sorely grateful. Or not. :grin:

Wow, my butt will be doing the “Happy Dance”

Wow, my butt will love me for these!

My wife was looking at these this week! She wants them so bad!

Wow, my butt will be all sproingy in those things!

Wow, my butt will probably still sweat sitting in these! (on days like today, at least)

Wow, my butt will forever be grateful!

Zero G chairs, please.
Too tired to make up haiku.
See what I did there?


Wow, my butt will be falling sleep - and I won’t mind at all!

“Wow, my butt will continue to be large.”

Wow, my butt will probably not fit int these chairs but I am willing to try.

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Wow, my butt will be happy.

In for a win!

Zero Gravity? Hardly. False advertisement.

Wow, my butt will finally have no gravity!!!

wow, my butt will thank me when i sit on these chairs!