Giveaway! Enter to win! Ends 9/7/2020 [ENDED]


Hello Wooters! If we didn’t already release enough crap into the wild, it’s time for another giveaway for a Bag o’ Crap!! :w_boc:


There will be FIVE (5) winners this week. Each winner will receive:

(1) Bag o’ Crap - This is not subject to the 31-day purchase limit


To Enter

  • Post in this thread saying “Woot! I’d want _______” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.

  • Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post.

:small_red_triangle: Do not post any political or inappropriate text in your entry. If an inappropriate post is selected, I will choose another post.

  • You MUST post right here in THIS thread. Posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries.

  • ONE entry per person. Users with multiple entries will be not be chosen.

  • You must enter before Monday, September 7, 2020 @ 4pm CT.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Look for this button on the right side and click it. BOOM!

Winner Selection and Notification

I will randomly pick a winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc).

I will notify the winner(s) on Monday via Private Message here on the forums and ask CS to email you. (If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner.) You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .



Woot! I’d want the crappiest bag of them all, autographed by @ThunderThighs

Can you actually ship a literal bag of crap? Isn’t that breaking the rules or something?

Hotly contested -
what is everyone thinking?
I mean, it’s crap, right?

    • Gosh I hope I WIN CRAP
    • Jeepers, is it September already?
    • I need another cup of coffee…
    • 42 is the answer to everything
    • Stop with your silly polls!

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Woot! I’d want an enormous bag of crap!

Woot! I’d want this BoC to take the focus off all the other crap going on.

I really need a big bag of crap! Well, really I just need the bag; because who doesn’t need a bag? It’s gonna be my bag lady, and I’m gonna hold it and fold it and keep it safe.

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Woot! Making it rain crap since 2004!

Woohoo!!! :upside_down_face::upside_down_face::face_with_hand_over_mouth:

Woot, I’d want anything but scrambled eggs in my bag o’crap!

If I started wanting with a bag of crap, the disappointment would be ten-fold!

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Oooh! oooh! Pick me! Pick me! I’ll bake y’all cupcakes (lol-- seriously kidding; they would probably not survive shipment, sorry. Not sorry for the bribing, tho :rofl:)

Funny this pops ups as I have been working on a secret project that is BOC related. Throw my hat in the ring for one.


Unrelated, any wagers on the Tuno quantity that will be disbursed?

  • Tuno will flow forth like Spice
  • Tuno left behind
  • Tuno? Heck I barely limbo!

0 voters

“Woot! I’d want all the wonderful and not so wonder Bag O Crap you’ll send my way! ”


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Woot! I’d want Moar Crap!

Woot I’d want a nice handwritten note

Woot! I’d want lots of that sports attire!