Welcome to this week’s giveaway.
Welcome back this week’s model, JUNO! She’s just about becoming our giveaway mascot. She’s so easy to work with and photograph. Such a smart little thing and lots of personality to boot. I think she thought we were giving away Box of Canines.
No Juno. We’re giving away Bag o’ Craps!
There will be EIGHT (8) winners this week. Each winner will receive:
(1) Totally Crappy Bag o’ Crap - Not sure why y’all beg for disappointment but well, here you go.
NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO ENTER
To enter , post in this thread saying “Juno! Give me some __________” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really. Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post. BUT…posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries. You MUST post right here in THIS thread.
Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Look for this button on the right side and click it. BOOM!
One entry per person. No stuffing the ballot box. Don’t make me play bad moderator. You must enter before Friday, May 3 @ 4pm CT.
I will randomly pick a winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc).
I will notify the winner(s) on Friday via Private Message here on the forums and ask CS to email you. (If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner.) You have until the following Monday at 12 noon CT to respond with your address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .
Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.
Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .
More pics of Juno
Hey, what’s this?
I think there’s something in there…
HEY! SOMEONE PUT A PERFECTLY GOOD SNACK IN THIS BOX!!!
WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT?!??!
Looks like peanut butter snackie bones! I love peanut butter snackie bones!
Ummm… choke cough can’t reach it. Who the H-E-Double-L put it in this big box!!
GET. OUT. OF. THAT. BOX!!!
I’m very disappointed in you…
I am very sad now.
Maybe this direction…
At this point, someone brought Ivanka over to see if she could absorb some of Juno’s calmness. Didn’t start off very well…
Yeah, still not going well. One so calm. One so… She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor…
Oh wait, one still moment… more like a split second.
Hey, Ivanka want to pose in the box? Hmmm. I’ll take that as a no.
I guess we’ll give you points for this:
Juno, will you sit in the box?
Will you put some snackie bones in here?
Ok, Juno. Here you go.
Now we’re talking.
Ok, I shall pose for a bit.
Ok, done. Laters.