Giveaway! Enter to win! Ends Monday 11/2/2020 [ENDED]


Hello Wooters! It’s been a week since we sold a :poop: load of :w_boc: so it feels like time to give away some. What do you say?


There will be FIVE (5) winners this week. Each winner will receive:

(1) Bag o’ Crap - This is not subject to the 31-day purchase limit


To Enter

  • Post in this thread saying “Woot! That crap means this to me - _______” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.

  • Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post.

:small_red_triangle: Do not post any political or inappropriate text in your entry. If an inappropriate post is selected, I will choose another post.

  • You MUST post right here in THIS thread. Posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries.

  • ONE entry per person. Users with multiple entries will be not be chosen.

  • You must enter before Monday, November 2, 2020 @ 4pm CT.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Look for this button on the right side and click it. BOOM!

Winner Selection and Notification

I will randomly pick a winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc).

I will notify the winner(s) on Monday via Private Message here on the forums and ask CS to email you. (If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner.) You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .



Woot! That crap means this to me - my lucky streak is just starting. Lets finish 2020 off right.

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Lucky #5!

Why do I bother?
odds of winning are so slim.
Crap, I’m addicted!


Judas Priest, Barbara, it’s one of those flaming bags again.

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“Woot! That crap means this to me-heaven!”


Woot! That crap means this to me…It has been months since my last :poop: fix, I am itchy all over, I can’t sleep, don’t want to wake, it hurts. Just let me get a little whiff of that :handbag: :poop:…please? Just open it up and :poop: :dash::triumph::dizzy_face::money_mouth_face:. I am into reciprocation.

I would like this

Woot! That crap means this to me - squat

Woot, that crap means this to me :poop:

w00t b0c4me

Woot! That crap means this to me - more :poop:

Woot! That crap means this to me - explaining to my wife why I was so excited to pay for something called a Box of Crap.

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Woot! That crap means this to me - crapalicious goodness.

Woot! That crap means this to me…it makes me jump for joy!!! Puts a big smile on my face like a kid on Christmas Day.

Woot! That crap means this to me brown chocolate hershey’s kiss doodoo

Woot! That crap means this to me - I love it so much! And my wife hates it when I get one!