Giveaway! Enter to Win! Ends Monday 12/30 [ENDED]

Unlike the actual bags of crap that come up for sale, we actually have a better chance of winning this bunghole of carp.

Woot! This crappy giveaway makes me…oops, that’s going to itch when it dries.

Woot! This crappy giveaway makes me hungry

“Woot! This crappy giveaway makes me have a severe case of the HEBEE JEBEE’s. I mean after the $7.00 Mystery shirt box event (I bought 2 just to support my favorite Woot folks!) where I wound up with one of those ubiquitous Forest Green Hoodies that you folks seemed to have a couple of warehouses full of, a BOC is a nerve wracking event!!”

Woot! This crappy giveaway makes me wonder why”

“Woot! This crappy giveaway makes me smile :innocent:

Woot! This crappy giveaway makes me wonder.

Woot! This crappy giveaway makes me disappointed already.

Woot! This crappy giveaway makes me blankity blankity BLANK!

Crap! I love crap! Pick me. It will be good for you.

Gimme a crap bag!

Woot! This crappy giveaway makes me crappy.

Woot! This crappy giveaway makes me crap

Woot! This crappy giveaway makes me STRONG!

Woot! This crappy giveaway makes me want to barf!

Crap crap crap crap, crap crappy crap crab…

Gives me hope for a better tomorrow

This crappy giveaway makes me woot!

Woot! This crappy giveaway makes me Happy

“Woot! This crappy giveaway makes me ______” (fill in the blank)