GIVEAWAY! Enter to win! Ends Monday 3/16 @ 4pm CT

Hello Wooters! Welcome to this week’s crappy giveaway!


There will be FIVE (5) winners this week. Each winner will receive:

(1) Bag o’ Crap - This is not subject to the 31-day purchase limit


To Enter

Post in this thread saying “Woot! I’ll go crazy for a ________” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really. Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post. BUT…posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries. You MUST post right here in THIS thread.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Look for this button on the right side and click it. BOOM!

One entry per person. No stuffing the ballot box. Don’t make me play bad moderator. You must enter before Monday, March 16, 2020 @ 4pm CT.


Winner Selection and Notification

I will randomly pick a winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc).

I will notify the winner(s) on Monday via Private Message here on the forums and ask CS to email you. (If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner.) You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .



Entered to win.

Indefinite work from home… may as well get some crap!


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Woot! I’ll go crazy for a bag o’ crap!

one in a thousand.
unlikely scenario
for me to succeed.


Fun fact: you can peel off layers of the shipping box to use as toilet paper.


Do I want this?

Probably not.

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Woot! I’ll go crazy for a new car!

Woot! I’ll go crazy for a a paper bag that looks just like that.

Woot! I’ll go crazy for a ________.

Woot I’ll go crazy for just one Bag of Crap!

I’m here!!

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Woot! I’ll go crazy for a… Uh… I hadn’t really thought about it.

Anyway, why do so many people enter these things without following the instructions?

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Crap? I’m IN!

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Winning this is going to be like winning some sort of prize in hell. So yeah, I’m interested for sure.

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Woot! I’ll go crazy for a boc.

Woot! I’ll go crazy for a chance to win a new Bag of Crap!

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Woot! Ill go crazy for a big big of poo