Woot! I’d like to cook up this fancy bag of crap for a win!
I would upgrade it to a large bag o’crap
Woot, I’d like to cook up some entertainment! I hope something entertaining is in that bag o’ crap! 
Pick me…pick me! I love free crap!!
Me! Me! Pick me!
Woot! I would like to cook up a big bag of crap”[quote=“ThunderThighs, post:1, topic:592632, full:true”]
Hello Wooters! It’s time for another giveaway for a Bag o’ Crap!! 
There will be FIVE (5) winners this week. Each winner will receive:
(1) Bag o’ Crap - This is not subject to the 31-day purchase limit
NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO ENTER
To Enter
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Post in this thread saying “Woot! I’d like to cook up _______” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.
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Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post.
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You MUST post right here in THIS thread. Posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries.
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ONE entry per person. Users with multiple entries will be not be chosen.
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You must enter before Monday, June 15, 2020 @ 4pm CT.
Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Look for this button on the right side and click it. BOOM!
Winner Selection and Notification
I will randomly pick a winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc).
I will notify the winner(s) on Monday via Private Message here on the forums and ask CS to email you. (If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner.) You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .
Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.
Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .
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Woot! I’d like to cook up some steaks and a little debauchery
I would lie to cook up some delicious deals. Seriously wooters.
I would like the bag o crap
…a sack o’ scat
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my app alerted
quickly I place my order
BOC sold out
I’d like woot to cook up some home fitness junk
Woot! I’d like to cook up a Wootin good time.
“Woot! I’d like to cook up a beef brisket!”
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Woot! I want to cook up some… fun times!!!
Woot! I’d like to cook up some summer fun!
I should have something smart to say …
To Woot! Or not to Woot! That is the question. And since nothing in today’s digest or clearance is in my size…I will try and cook up a bag of crap.
Woot! I would like to cook up with serious bag of crap some delicious deals.
Woot! I’d like to cook up some Bar-B-Q Monkey paws