Woot! I’d like to cook up side down
Woot, I’d like to cook up some brisket… so I am! Would love a side of crap to go with it.
Woot! I’d really like to cook up some margaritas and sit on the deck!!
A haiku for you:
Woot, I’d like to cook up
A tasty meal for people
While using free crap!
Woot! I’d like to cook up some hash browns. Yum.
“Woot! I’d like to cook up “insert name here”
Woot! I’d like to cook up a huge family BBQ!
I would like to cook a bag of crap for the bag of cats I voted for.
Winning would not suck
Woot! I’d like to cook up a batch of chowder.
Woot! I’d like to cook up a pig
Woot woot! Life is crap it only fits I need a Bag O’ Crap!
Been with woot ten years
First I bought a robot vac
The damn thing didn’t work
I still woot often
I will forget the vacuum
Please send me some crap
Gimme, gimme, gimme. Someone has to win and it might as well be ME!
Woot! I’d like to cook up some trouble!
Woot! I’d like to cook up a bag of crap
“Woot! I’d like to cook up a fair and honest election. So send me a bag of crap because only your crap is miraculous enough to get this country out of the crappy problem we’re in! “
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Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
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Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Woot! I’d like to cook up some land mines!
I’ve scrolled a million miles. And I’ll scroll a million more…