On Woot’s birthday I got a BOC, and used Amazon payments. My wife also got one, but used our credit card.
Well it turns out that her name is on BOTH accounts, so her BOC got cancelled (since it happened later in the wootoff). To save WOOT from her wrath I gave her my BOC. I deserve one of these, I earned it.
I was just checking when my last BoC was… disappointed to see I still had 2 weeks before I can get another. Thanks woot for providing me hope for more disappointment sooner!! 
Won’t! I’d like to see Crap!
Woot! I’d like to see how much crap you can possibly send me!
Woot! I’d like to see a winner, namely me. 
Woot, I’d like to see an Intel i7 9700 or something comparable! 
Woot! I’d like to see my crap on the menu
Woot! I’d like to see what is inside the bag.
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Woot I would like to see Jo Jorgenson with a bag of crap!
“Woot! I’d like to see this bag of crap at my house”
Woot! I’d like to see a Flyin’ Monkey!!
Woot! I’d like to see ,
A bag of crap at my door.
2020 sucks!
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Woot! I would like to see a big ole bag of Crap coming to me! If it can’t be a bag, make it a pallet. I will feel very crappy no matter how you fill it!
Woot! I’d like to see my toes again!
Woot! I’d love to see all the crappiest of the crap
Woot! I’d like to see Big O’ Box of Crap!!
“Woot I’d like to see myself as a winner!!!”
Woot! I’d like to see a bag of crap on my driveway
Woot! I’d like to see a pony!