Giveaway! Enter to Win! Ends Monday 9/21/2020 [ENDED]


Welcome to this week’s giveaway! Let’s clean up your air!


There will be **Two (2) ** winners this week. Each winner will receive:

(1) Bissell air400 Smart Purifier with High Efficiency and Carbon Filters


To Enter

  • Post in this thread saying “Woot! My air is so dirty, __________” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.

  • Write a haiku if you want. I’m not allowed to test your skills other than being able to post.

:small_red_triangle: Do not post anything political or inappropriate in your entry. If an inappropriate post is selected, I will choose another one.

  • You MUST post right here in THIS thread. Posts on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries.

  • ONE entry per person. Users with multiple entries will be not be chosen.

  • You must enter before Monday,September 21, 2020@ 4pm CT.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Look for this button on the right side and click it. BOOM!

Winner Selection and Notification

I will randomly pick a winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc). That number is the permalink post number.

I will notify the winner(s) on Monday via Private Message here on the forums and ask CS to contact you. at the email address on your Woot! account (If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner.)

You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .


Woot! My air is so dirty, I gotta wear shades.

Woot! My air is so dirty, a shower won’t help.

Woot! My air is so dirty the “democrat duo” thinks they live here.

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Woot! My air is so dirty, that I can’t see beyond my nose!

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My air so dirty, this air purifier probably won’t even help.

Woot! My air is so dirty, one would think that the whole west coast was on fire!

  • I like clean air
  • I prefer dirty air.
  • I’d better hold my breath until I win this thing!
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  • Bacon

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Woot! My air is so dirty, coughs uncontrollably

Woot! My air is so dirty, that it’s a break to go outside in SF

Woot! My air is so dirty, Trump tried to inject it with disinfectant.


Woot, my air is so dirty, I need windshield wipers on my eyes.

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Woot, my air is so dirty, you cant see anything in my house!

Woot! My air is so dirty, HOW DIRTY IS IT

Woot! My air is so dirty, my dog pooted and made it smell better…


Woot! My air is so dirty because I live in California…

We are on a bean diet. So…

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