Woot. I could use a new monitor to monitor my woot spending habits.
Woot! I could use this to see things more bigly.
Woot! I could use this to hook up to my laptop and well, yah, work or something. You know what I mean, right? Does that even make sense? I can hook this up to my laptop, can’t I? I don’t even know anymore…wait, was I supposed to try to come up with something clever or funny to complete the sentence? Ummm…sorry about rambling so much. Wait a minute! I should not apologize for who I am or how I communicate! How dare you call me a rambler!? No, my nickname is not the Vestibule of nonsensical word salads.
Woot! I could use this to get a good look at more things to buy on Woot.
Woot! A monitor,
Window to the internet,
It’s snowing on Mt. Fuji.
Woot! I could use this to code
This would help looking at excel charts
Woot! I could use this to ignore the news.
“Woot! I could use this to, I’m thinking, watch more pr0n.”
Woot! I could use this to fill the void inside me.
Woot! I could use this to help increase my chances of disappointment.
I would use that monitor to make it easier on my eyes.
Woot! I could use this to create the greatest spreadsheet ever!
Woot! I could use this to be my left window for MS Flight Simulator.
Woot! I could use this to pretend I’m working.
Woot! I could use this to make my life 27 inches better than before!
Woot! I could use this to not share a home office space with my wife!
Woot! I could use this to save on eye doctor bills
I’ll continue to monitor this situation
Woot! I could use this to watch myself making youtube videos to show all of the Crap i have bought from Woot…keep on having fun.