Gnome Garden


#1

#2

Hee hee hee!


#3

Baby blue - craptastic! Not drool proof and not my color - what’s an old science gnome to do :frowning:


#4

Om nom nom gnome. Melted plastic tastes the best over a nice little wood fire.


#5

And to think-- this whole time I thought the vandalism was being caused by some punk neighborhood kids.

Gnomes!


#6

Stupid gnome … doesn’t he know that roasting plastic pink flamingos over an open fire does nothing but add toxins to the atmosphere?


#7

Had to say that I like it, but too much going on for me to pull the trigger, but if money where no object. Pow! It’d be mine.


#8

I actually saw a pink flamingo in someones yard today!


#9

If you should happen to look out onto your front yard and see this scene unfold, it might be time to stop eating those wild mushrooms.


#10

“Grr… These darn flamingos take so lawn to grill!”

Sorry, everybody.


#11

Oh sweet heavens, what in the world is David the Gnome doing to that poor bird?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


#12

That flamingo looks really annoyed; always like the cute but quirky stylings of a Randyotter t-shirt.


#13

My question is what happened to the flamingo’s legs? Everyone knows that the drumsticks are the best part of the bird!


#14

Those curved things sticking out of the ground… umm… they could be:

  1. Thumbprints

  2. Monochromatic rainbows

  3. Misplaced mouseholes

  4. Rocks?

Honestly, I have no idea what they really are. I’m going with the rainbow option for now.


#15

FIRST SUCKER!! :DDD

That made my day! x]


#16

Red Hat? Blue Body? Could it be…?

This gnome is the offspring of Gnomeo and Juliet!


#17

Of course the flamingo looks annoyed. You would be too if you had a stick rammed up your you-know-what and coming out you-know-where.

And now you cannot unsee it.

You’re welcome.


#18

I don’t get it. Especially with the title.


#19

I instantly grabbed this one, I don’t wear printed t-shirts but, I’ll turn it into a pillow or something, it’ll go with my gnomes on my porch.


#20

I like the saw and two legs in the background. If you are going to take the legs, do it right, I always say.