Why tempt fate at a sporting contest when you can stay home instead? Yay, home!
I had fun coming up with the reasons to stay home that are in the inside of the circle. Just in case you can’t make out some of the reasons that are partially cut off by the GO HOME graphic, they include animal attacks, projectile vomiting, no dogs, hats, political t-shirts, and cannibalism.
However, after this design was finalized, I was contacted by the National Hockey League and informed that ever since the Hartford Whalers relocated to Wyoming in 1997 and rebranded as the Wyoming Devils Towers, cannibalism is no longer as frequent an occurrence.
We apologize for the inconvenience.