Gourmet Holiday Gift Box


Gourmet Holiday Gift Box

I absolutely, positively do not need this. I shouldn’t throw my money away on random stuff, and as someone who doesn’t eat fish, I really don’t want to risk getting a box full of salmon jerky. So it’s a no for me.

Ugh, who am I kidding? I’m in for one. I’m a blatant sucker for anything with “mystery” contents. Fingers crossed for no salmon! :crossed_fingers:

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I second your thoughts on not wanting salmon jerky. I decided to try my luck.

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I’m a sucker for surprises. No salmon jerky surprises though, please!

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I figure if the salmon jerky is as expected then my dog will get a fancy treat. I am hoping for some of my childhood dreams…

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I’m a sucker. I bit and bought one. Just like the salmon in the salmon Jerkey. Doh.

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I’m already regretting my decision to buy this. I might as well have invested in a pair of dancing goldfish. The code for a shirt will hopefully be enough to ease my sorrows.

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Okay, woot wooty woot! I bought 1 for my distant family in Ohio. I don’t think they would like Sanmon Jerky. Yet if you need to get rid of it sure put it in mine. Now, for my order. I don’t care. If you need to make you quota with what others don’t want. Send it already.

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Hi Woot, @ThunderThighs, Are we eligible for the free t-shirt coupon if we bought $25 worth of stuff over the weekend and qualified for a free t-shirt coupon then? It says one per account, but this is a different sale, so just checking. Thanks!

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Yep, it’s fine. This is a different promotion. Go for all the free shirts!!!

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I might have to buy this just for the chance to get a Casemates opener from Woot!

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I also do not need any salmon jerky but throw myself on the mercy of the Woot. However if I do receive $80 worth of salmon jerky, the foster cats will be eating well

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Just make sure you rinse the jerky off before giving it to the cats (or dogs!). That much sodium is very much not healthy for our furry friends to have.

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Meanwhile at Woot! HQ:

The forum keyword analytics show there’s been several mentions of “salmon jerky” in the mystery box sale. They must love that stuff. Tell fulfillment to make sure there’s a couple pouches in every order that goes out.

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Looks like this isn’t enough of a mystery for me since it says, “All packages include a combination of the following items…” and lists most of the things that might be in the box. I like my mysteries to be much more mysterious, even if they end up being disappointing

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Tuno! Tuno! Tuno!

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At what # of Woot shirts that someone owns does it become an addiction and we might need an intervention? I now own more t-shirts than I have in my entire life. The scary thing is, I don’t wear them out of fear of ruining “one of my favorite shirts.”

Anyone else have a few totes of Woot t-shirts or is it just me?

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It is not just you. Many wooters have this addiction/affliction.

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